Define "chronic" masturbator.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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