His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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