you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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