If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
