I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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