i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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