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(857): View more from Massachusetts

we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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(805): View more from California

my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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(719): View more from Colorado

passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades

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(410): View more from Maryland

I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina

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