Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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