we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
