Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Come on in and take your pants off
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