Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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