I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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