Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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