He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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