I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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