omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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