god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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