I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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