why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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