Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
