My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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