singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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