Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My breasts were aching with rage.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We need to get me chipped asap
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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