Taylor Swift is so right about you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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