Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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