You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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