we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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