I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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