Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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