there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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