community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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