If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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