I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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