You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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