a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
