we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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