something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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