jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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