Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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