I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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