Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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