It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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