I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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