I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
