she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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