some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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