You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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