What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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