we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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