You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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