I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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