there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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