that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need a hoe opinion
go on
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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