I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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