She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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