Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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