Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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