I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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