I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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