brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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