perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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